Aunty H is fabby, she was my human mummy when I was first born and an ickle-wickle baby. But I have decided now I no longer like her!! Plus I am a big, hard, don't fight with me male pig, or least I like to think I am until Sparky nuts me and tells me off and I was put in a pink cage. Yes you read that right, a pink cage!
Sparky thought my strop over it was hilarious. He shouldn't speak (or squeak) he was in a bloody strop all week! He said we should be grateful that we had somewhere nice to stay, with good food and plenty of love, ok it wasn't the same as being at mummies but we had nothing to complain about aside from the fact that mummy had swanned off for a week and left us.
That's all I'm saying about me holidays other what's that takiing up space in the living room?
Love Scampy-Joe
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